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Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Facelift Book.

"Botox."

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

Big slipper.

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"Whiplash..."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"It was a botched surgery."