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"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Do you think I'm sixty?

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Facelift Book.

"Botox."

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"Whiplash..."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

Big slipper.

Mirror mirror...

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."