Reinvention Advocate Gifts

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"What's a patent?"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Can our software do that?'

Eureka!

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

Satya Nutella

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Creative department

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

Early cyborg.

Soldier armed with a pen.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"It's o.k., come on out."

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."