Prosthetic Awarer Prints

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Prosthetic snake.

'What luck! Just the prosthetist I was going to refer you to.'

"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."

Egads. I've forgotten what the rule is about a runner throwing a leg to base ahead of himself.

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

'I had to wear these arms so I could get some more tattoos...'

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

'She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.'

Tired old peglegs

'You've got termites.'

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

Be In Need of Transplant Organs?

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'Okay, Pete - same time next year?'

'...Somebody called Bernard Matthews got the sponsorship deal.'

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

'We're cracking down on prostitutes, McNaught...not prosthetics.'

"No, not today. Something's come up."

Injured Veteran

'You need antirobotics.'

The Grim Reaper

'Pepper, anyone?'

Pirate using wooden leg to go fishing