Prosthetic Pirate Crew Gifts

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Shred the plank."

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'It's all just an unfortunate misunderstanding, Your Honor, it was 'Talk Like a Pirate' day, and,,,,'

Pirate

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Fishing for Litter

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'Now open wide and say 'arrrrrrrrr Jim Lad'!'

Prosthetic snake.

No Shoes, No Service.

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

"Let's just say your booty isn't quite as valuable as it was!"

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

T-Rex Prosthetic Arm

Trapeze fall - Prosthetic arms.

'You're not smiling, Stan. I guess my credit is a horror story.'

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'He's going to walk the plank. The least we can do is let him stretch his quads first.'

Ruth from Pirates of Penzance

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

Pirate and His Peg Legs.

Assorted Arms Vending Machine: Insert Money and Select.

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

Practical pirate.

'That's the box your presents came in.'

'Pepper, anyone?'

Injured Veteran