Skeleton Crew Gifts

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

The Reaper's Arms

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Apocalliptical

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Skeleton Builder.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Spring Cleaning

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

'It's dead in here tonight.'

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

Supermodel's Day Out.

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

Jake played with a dead man's hand