Skeleton Squad Gifts

Dancing with death.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Apocalliptical

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Spring Cleaning

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Skeleton Builder.

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Skeleton Portrait Painting

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

'It's dead in here tonight.'

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

Jake played with a dead man's hand

Supermodel's Day Out.