Skeleton Squad Gifts

Dancing with death.

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 26

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Apocalliptical

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Spring Cleaning

Skeleton Builder.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 3

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

'It's dead in here tonight.'

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'