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'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Reaper's Arms

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Apocalliptical

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Skeleton Builder.

Spring Cleaning

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

'It's dead in here tonight.'

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Supermodel's Day Out.

'Sure, it's a nice buffet, but I can't help thinking it's a bit morbid...'

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"