Skeleton Supporters T-Shirts

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

The Reaper's Arms

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Apocalliptical

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Spring Cleaning

"How much longer are you going to be?"

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Skeleton Builder.

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Jake played with a dead man's hand

Supermodel's Day Out.

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

'It's dead in here tonight.'