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"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

The Reaper's Arms

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Apocalliptical

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

Pizza Delivery Delays

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Spring Cleaning

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Skeleton Builder.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"So help me, Harrison. . . If you say 'The Hip Bone's Connected To The Thigh Bone' once more, I'll. . ."

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

'It's dead in here tonight.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"You really like this place, don't you, Harry?"

Jake played with a dead man's hand

'Give me a beer, luv. . . Yeah, a mop.'

Supermodel's Day Out.

"I'm back from the dead - I sure hope my old-timey views on race and gender are unchanged and still acceptable!"

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"