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"Could you putt before I die of old age too?"

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

"Sorry I'm late, I hope you haven't been waiting too long."

'Okay - which one was here first?'

Narcotics addiction.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

The Reaper's Arms

'What is that? Is that sarcasm?'

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Body Building

Apocalliptical

'Let me handle this. I'm an orthopedic specialist.'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Pizza Delivery Delays

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

Skeleton Builder.

Spring Cleaning

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"Would you guys shut up and let me watch the game?"

"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."

'It's dead in here tonight.'

Skeleton Portrait Painting

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

Jake played with a dead man's hand