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"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Local News in Heaven

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Shred the plank."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Freestyling.

Peacock on skateboard

Skater dude.

Corporate Image

Double bass skating

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'I'm starting a new trend.'

'Meet Bill, my most loyal sailor: I know he would only leave me if the boat were sinking...'

Scooter Romance

Hockey Goal

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Skateboards

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'

Messing about in Boats.

'Thats him up to his old tricks again.'

Caseboarding.

'Are you 'G-Dog,' or am I?'

"You think this is cool? I also don't pay my taxes!"

'I don't care how cool it's supposed to be dad, you are not going like that!'

'We're letting you go, Hank. Your job performance keeps on slipping.'

"You entered in the luge event?"

"If your not going out to get drunk why are you wearing Jason's skateboard outfit?"