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"You entered in the luge event?"

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"Skate or die."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Shred the plank."

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

Corporate Image

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Hockey Goal

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"My parents dread summer vacation....It's almost guaranteed we'll be going to the emergency room at least once a week."

Computer age.

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

Nerd night at the club.

'Your car broke down? Oh, my. Well, don't panic. Just be there for it. Listen and try to be supportive.'

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

"The secret to my success is my ability to always land on my feet."

Canadian Jesus

'I got a tool to remove malicious malware...'

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Devlin was concerned about his son hanging around with such a nice crowd.

Ladies in pink, thank you.

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...