Scooter Squad T-Shirts

'Your scooter is cool, man!'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"Let's scoot."

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Road Buddies

Old Biker: Now that I'm a real biker, all the old babes will want my body.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

Scooting Death

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

Running in please pass

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

Scooter Romance

Boys on scooters

Girls and Scooters.

"V.C.R's programmed"

"The Vesparados"

Mobility scooter driver has stickers for all pedestrians he's knocked over.

"Don't even think about it."

The headless moped driver

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

'Did you get a company car in your reward package dear?'

Economical sheep transportation.

"I think they want you to leave it outside."