Skeleton Sleuth T-Shirts

Skeletons In Kenneth Starr's Closet

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

$1: Family Secrets

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Undercover Biophysicists

Newton's Law and Order.

GM Crops Genie.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Apocalliptical

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Lost Property - Missing Head