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'He followed me home, Dad. Can I keep him?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

GM Crops Genie.

Undercover Biophysicists

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Newton's Law and Order.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'...but our most useful publication is the 'Journal of Don't-Do-It: It's-Already-Been-Done.''

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"You might wanna consider taking a refresher course. Penicillin doesn't come from mold, it comes from the pharmacist."