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The Forensic Paleontologist

Paranormal A-Z...

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Undercover Biophysicists

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

GM Crops Genie.

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

Newton's Law and Order.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'