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I can understand my mother and my first-grade teacher being there, but there's also a TV announcer who does dog food commercials, and a second-string catcher for the detroit tigers.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Paranormal A-Z...

$1: Family Secrets

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

He looks so natural lying there...

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

The Modern Godot

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Optician and the PI.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

"Do you see the one who possessed your soul?"

Lost Property - Missing Head

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."