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Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Crab with a clown face.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

I think therefore I am.

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'Sometimes, I'm like... wow! And then, I'm like... whoa! And then, I'm like... damn!'

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

Good shrink, bad shrink.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

"The 'Ex' huh?"

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"Who's there?"

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

"Have you considered laughing into the abyss?"

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."