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"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Dog Nightmares

'Are we there yet?'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I am not asking for directions."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"You are here"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Set sail

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'