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'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

Question man

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."

Swelling

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"Why do I feel so angry about feeling guilty about feeling embarrassed about feeling scared?"

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'Sit tight — I'm going to call for backup.'

A man dreams of a snake

Clancy: Dreaming of Being A Dog

'It might be all right for some but I'll not have anyone tinkering with my subconscious. Anyway, supposing they found I hadn't got one!'

'Why can't I ever lead?'

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

We Can Deprogram Racists

Sigmund Freud

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."