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"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

I think therefore I am.

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"You have got to want to change."

Lost and Profound.

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

Mind Island

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'