Subconscious Exploration Prints

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

Dog Nightmares

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

I think therefore I am.

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"You have got to want to change."

Lost and Profound.

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"...And, what might 'the road' represent?"

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

Mind Island