Medical Sleuth T-Shirts

"If we don't find anything wrong on these we'll take some more."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Experts through the ages.

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Newton's Law and Order.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

GM Crops Genie.

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Undercover Biophysicists

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Optician and the PI.

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"