Structure Sleuth T-Shirts

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

"Ooh, I just love the faux water damage."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Clickbait

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

GM Crops Genie.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

The Modern Godot

Newton's Law and Order.

Undercover Biophysicists

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."