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Architecture 101. Staircases should be placed so as to increase the building's strength. Ah, "stair-oids"!

"The middle of school break was weeks ago! And I should know! I've lived every miserable moment of it."

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

How leaders fail

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Exit only.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Stratigraphy

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

Dolphin

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

A Palindrome Cow.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'Perhaps he's heard we're losing our churchwarden.'

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'