Quirky Structure Seeker T-Shirts

Acme Crazy Straws

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Unnatural History Museum

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Buried Rubbish

Strange Crowds in Bath

"I'm after something different from the traditional hexagonal architecture. Is that something you can design?"

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Distilled Elephant

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Desert Island Water skiing.

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Symbiotic Connections

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

Community Bed de Luxe

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

Face painting vs bottom painting

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.