Quirky Structure Seeker Gifts

Acme Crazy Straws

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

The first transatlantic communication.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Unnatural History Museum

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"I'm after something different from the traditional hexagonal architecture. Is that something you can design?"

Buried Rubbish

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Distilled Elephant

Desert Island Water skiing.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

Strange Crowds in Bath

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Symbiotic Connections

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

Community Bed de Luxe

Ice fishing on a floating sheet of ice.

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

Face painting vs bottom painting

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"