Quirky Perspective Seeker Gifts

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

Hay Rides $10

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

wattle covers

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Welcome."

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

The Phyllis Diller Collection

"I can't eat all that."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

Chair massages.

"We need someone with an overview of the situation."

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Desert Island Water skiing.

Strange Crowds in Bath

"That's my favorite story. But tonight I'd like to hear both sides."

'Of course they look like ants. These are ant hills.'

What Peregrine Falcons See.

Emo Snail

They know me here. No words in my menu. Just pictograms. Al's menu. Menu.

'At last! Blinkwhistle, we;ve found their elusive burial grounds.'

Face painting vs bottom painting

"Sometimes it's just good to sit back and get a different perspective."

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

Corkscrewed wine bottle.

'I bet this helps put our silly, little problems in perspective.'