Quirky Perspective Gifts

'Who, the hell, hires a clown for a funeral?'

The Map of the human brain

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Best before 65 million BC.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Nun Fight.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Am I sensing fear?"

Illogic Tree

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The lesser of two evils.

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

"People were steal his ideas"

'Mind if I join you?'