Quirky Perspective Gifts

'Who, the hell, hires a clown for a funeral?'

The Map of the human brain

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

The devil you know and his plus one

Best before 65 million BC.

Nun Fight.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Dreams I have had...

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Large print e-book.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Illogic Tree

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

The lesser of two evils.

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

"People were steal his ideas"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!