Quirky Perspectives Fan Gifts

'His airbag must have over inlfated.'

Fly Football

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Sheep In Curlers

"Trust me. Don't do it."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

Doubledecker bus stop

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

A woman drags a cat who drags a mouse toy.

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

She was always an introvert.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Magic mushroom

Fortunately, his training had prepared him to deal with all types of customers.

OCCASIONALLY HOMO ERECTUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO USE TOOLS AND WEAPONS, CROSSED PATHS WITH HOMO SPIFICUS, THE FIRST SPECIES TO WEAR SPATS AND DRINK COCKTAILS>

"This one is really unusual. We have to remove a horseshoe from a guy's naval."

Freak Accident Specialist

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

Hillbilly.

"She's a rescue."

"That's the last time I let you drive."

Man on desert island asks for a lighter rather than a rescue.

'...he's teaching me air guitar.'

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

'Yo! We need a body. Wanna play?'

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."