Quirky Style Fan Gifts

Beachy Hair

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

A man with a cactus hat

"Cat box"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Sheep In Curlers

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Antler Buzzers.

Double Saxophone

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Flying in Formation.

Oreolas

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."