Quirky Site Seeker Gifts

On this site in the spring of 1832 not a damn thing happened.

Hay Rides $10

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Perks

'Oh good! - I hate long lines!'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

The first transatlantic communication.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"I can't eat all that."

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Unnatural History Museum

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

Strange Crowds in Bath

Buried Rubbish

"I'm after something different from the traditional hexagonal architecture. Is that something you can design?"

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

A businessman watches as a girl walks past carrying a balloon with his face on it.

Distilled Elephant

Desert Island Water skiing.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

"Do you think Ms. Culbertson was a little miffed?"

Sign Post at the Zoo Reads:'Lions, Tigers, Bears, and Oh-My.'

Symbiotic Connections