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"Looks like we found the issue."

How leaders fail

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Pony Rides

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'