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Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Looks like we found the issue."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

How leaders fail

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Emergency exit into Space

Keeping Warm in Winter

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Stratigraphy

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

'We're looking for bold, innovative strategies to pretty much maintain the status quo.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

Eureka

'After months of analysing, we found out how to stop your downgoing profits: just find more customers who want to buy your products.'

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

Trojan Chess

"Yay, we have an agenda for today's meeting!"