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"We seem to be picking up background radiation from two sources. Was there also a little bang?"

"I just spotted the brightest star. . . I'm Sirius!"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Concert Pianist.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Saxophone Player.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Galilei Galileo.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

You're my Statue of Liberty

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Trapeze Artists

"You see where Sixth Avenue meets Broadway? That's where you want to be."

A drone laying an egg

Great events in Chemistry...

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'Great coaching is about helping your coachee to move forward...'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer