Static Seeker T-Shirts

"Either it's static, or we're now getting the Georges Seurat Channel."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Pony Rides

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Stratigraphy

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Money mangagement see-saw.

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Holy water, holy water...."

The Specimen Hunter

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Stonehenge Imitation

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

No Loitering

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

He's our most reliable researcher...highly stable and chemically inert.

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

Lean beef

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

They migrate here each summer in search of water.

Return Of The Flu.

'Man In the Moon'

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

'You and your stones collection.'

Jack and Jill Find Vending Machine

"Check out this live stream."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VI