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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VI

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

Money mangagement see-saw.

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."