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Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VI

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

Work/Personal Life Balance Beam

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

Money mangagement see-saw.

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Arch of Triumph Save

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'