Stable Explorer T-Shirts

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Pony Rides

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Guru.

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

Mister Oedipus.

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"It's true. Your mother is a great oak, but she, too, used to be a little nut."

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

Tomb with a knight and his psychiatrist.

Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."