Stable Explorer Gifts

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Pony Rides

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Guru.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

Tomb with a knight and his psychiatrist.

"My lifestyle is empty and meaningless."

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"