Stable Enthusiast Gifts

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"I think we'd make a good team!"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood...'

Peace on Earth

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Money mangagement see-saw.

Tight Rope Ski Lift

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"I'd like to make a return."

Life-Work Balance.

"I preferred the name 'Merrylegs'."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Recording Studio

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

'I don't set the rules, but you do need to accept that you're a pony and move on Brian!'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

"I just needed some 'me' time."

'You're really missing the circus, aren't you?'

Something's gotta give! But what will it be? Choose at least one thing to sorely neglect...

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

'You really need to start watching what you eat, make sure your meals are balanced, and try to resist weighting yourself every day...'