Status Seeker T-Shirts

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"When I grow up, I want to work with the affluent."

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

"Actually, I don't consider myself to be a have or a have-not. I'm more of a have-to-have."

'I don't care how much money he has, he can use a golf cart like the rest of us.'

Woman in Harrods with Rolls Royce Shopping Trolley.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Hey, pal, do you have any idea who I think I am?"

Limousine outside hotel, "Back a bit...now forward a bit"

"I've been rich and I've been super-rich. Super-rich is better."

"It's one of those pieces you pay $142.4 million for at auction and then never look at again."

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

'I realize there's more to life than just money - there's status and power, too.'

Sports car style baby buggy.

"You're not playing with the big boys, Ed, until you get yourself a Sherpa."

"We wanted a design that would reflect how much money we have."

"When we close this deal, Everett, I'm going to do a little dance, but I'd like to do it at the Harvard Club."

"I'm overbearing, conceited and obsessed with status."

Shoot, I don't wanna hurt anybody, I just wanna look like I could!

'Did I hear a click'

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

Menu

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Sure you'll be cramped, but you'll be cramped in luxury."

'Thin, sexy and costly. The trophy TV.'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

Plumbing Company Executive

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'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'Show Off'. Hat size jealousy among chefs.

'I'll call you back, just on my yacht.'