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"I only married him for his blue tick."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Desert wifi

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."