
"I only married him for his blue tick."
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"I only married him for his blue tick."
"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."
"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."
'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.
Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.
"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'
Big Shot/Bigger Shot.
'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'
'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'
'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'
'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'
"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."
Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.
"Does this desk make my job look big?"
"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"
'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'
"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"
Desert wifi
"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."
'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'
"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."
'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'
Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.
"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"
"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"
"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."
Sports car style baby buggy.
'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'
Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport
'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'
"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."
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