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"Every hear of the saying, keeping up with the Joneses? Well, we're the Joneses, so it won't be hard at all keeping up with us."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Prejudice/Empathy

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."