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"Every hear of the saying, keeping up with the Joneses? Well, we're the Joneses, so it won't be hard at all keeping up with us."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Prejudice/Empathy

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I'll cut to the chase, Wiggins. I'm hearing rumors that you have a bigger chair than me."