Status T-Shirts

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

Power Tanning

'I always kept up with my neighbors, the Joneses. I followed them down the path to bankruptcy.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"I just wonder if the brand name is too obvious."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'