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"This one's for me."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"This is a cover of a song that was perfect in its original form. Apologies in advance."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'...and, if I don't get a place, I'll kill myself.'

"I love the theatre."

"Looks like we found the issue."

How leaders fail

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Stephen Fry

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Mensa Does Improv

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Maybe we need new profit charts?'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

'I'm a star!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"