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"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Ballerina

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Mensa Does Improv

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I'm a star!'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Performance In The Bedroom

TV stage door

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Chess on TV

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'6 One-Act Plays By 6 World Leaders'

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Wordplay: Pantomime.