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'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

Stephen Fry

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Mensa Does Improv

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'I'm a star!'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'We had to donwsize.'

Chekov play and scorecard,

Performance In The Bedroom

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'