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"Do you mind if a few reporters come through?"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'I'm a star!'

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

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"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'I stopped paying attention to polls since a poll showed voters prefer someone who ignores the polls.'

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

Media Whore Raceway.

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

A woman bows to the crowd

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

'Hello, Mum!'

"We specialize in pretrial publicity."

'It doesn't matter if you win or lose: it's how much face time you can generate on the 6 o'clock news.'

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

'Sorry, guys, but we can't go in until we've got real time media coverage.'

"Ok, now, let's get one of you demanding your privacy."

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

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"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

"Relax. You're a famous author - no one expects you to talk about anything other than yourself."

'Fred just rages when he sees how veterinarians are portrayed on TV.'

"Wake up, Larry - you're missing the pregame."